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What Mark Zuckerberg really thinks of you.

Bowling for Gozer

Only Zuul can out-bowl the Stay-Puft Marshallow Man.

Tennis Any...oh.

Nobody is safe.

Facebook, You Complete Me

I now must question whatever logic matrix Facebook uses. As if I didn't already.

Thanks to Sleeve Protectors!

Good to know I can improve relations with my siblings while still keeping cooking grease off my sleeves.

New Strides in Human-Appliance Hybrids

Inasmuch as this person misspelled "bowls" not once, but twice in the same listing, I must assume they are a product of the public education system.

Outfits for the Homosexual in Your Life

Even the model looks disgusted with these clothes. The new Spring Looks have arrived, and the Brooks Brothers have come out of the closet!

Just a Little Tongue...

Come on...what's not to love? Punk lesbians, Neo-Nazis, mildly hispanic pregnant girls PLUS "Drugs for Guns!" Our next pick for Scholastic Bookclub Selection of the Month.

Where Rainbows Come From

"Thank You, Dollar General!"

Dollar General: scarring our children one hideous Made-in-China toy at a time.