Why?

Gotta love Google.

Jawohl, Kemo Sabe

Uncomfortable in his relationship with the Lone Ranger, Tonto dabbles in germanic tradition.

Mixed Signals

So...do I steal it, or pay the 15 bucks?

(Another entry from our spelling challenged friends at wnyprwi.com)

Xmas Death Camp

There just isn't enough plastic to properly say, "Happy Birthday, Jesus."

The Redshirt Treatment

Doesn't anyone at Independent Health watch Star Trek?

Creamin' Cheese!

Finally - truth in advertising.

Mormon or Gay?

Could it be both?

Privet Property

"Get the fuck away from my pizza box, asshole!"

The Eye of Wal-Mart

Tranny Slipping?