Facebook, You Complete Me

I now must question whatever logic matrix Facebook uses. As if I didn't already.

Thanks to Sleeve Protectors!

Good to know I can improve relations with my siblings while still keeping cooking grease off my sleeves.

New Strides in Human-Appliance Hybrids

Inasmuch as this person misspelled "bowls" not once, but twice in the same listing, I must assume they are a product of the public education system.

Outfits for the Homosexual in Your Life

Even the model looks disgusted with these clothes. The new Spring Looks have arrived, and the Brooks Brothers have come out of the closet!

Just a Little Tongue...

Come on...what's not to love? Punk lesbians, Neo-Nazis, mildly hispanic pregnant girls PLUS "Drugs for Guns!" Our next pick for Scholastic Bookclub Selection of the Month.

Where Rainbows Come From

"Thank You, Dollar General!"

Dollar General: scarring our children one hideous Made-in-China toy at a time.

Good to Eat!

Muffin Tops. Where's the porky chick crammed into jeans 3 sizes too small? Yeah, eat THAT, Malt-O-Meal!

Wabbit Season!

When you see something like this at your local thrift store, ask yourself this question: "Who thought it was a good idea to purchase this piece of crap in the first place?"

Cream-Nut. Cream-Nut? Really?

Sometimes a caption would just cheapen things.

"Lt. Commander Worf, Blast That Batter!"

Can anything in a spray can truly be called "organic?"

This Wensday, Huh?

The Presbyterians may want to consider having someone other than 8-year-old Billy doing their posters next time. And they may also want to be able to spell the name of their church properly. God looks for that sort of thing.

Something for Everyone!

Studies show 75% of men say they do it, the other 25% are liars.

Why?

Gotta love Google.