Jawohl, Kemo Sabe

Uncomfortable in his relationship with the Lone Ranger, Tonto dabbles in germanic tradition.

Mixed Signals

So...do I steal it, or pay the 15 bucks?

(Another entry from our spelling challenged friends at wnyprwi.com)

Xmas Death Camp

There just isn't enough plastic to properly say, "Happy Birthday, Jesus."

The Redshirt Treatment

Doesn't anyone at Independent Health watch Star Trek?

Creamin' Cheese!

Finally - truth in advertising.

Mormon or Gay?

Could it be both?

Privet Property

"Get the fuck away from my pizza box, asshole!"

The Eye of Wal-Mart

Tranny Slipping?

Ya Gotta Read This...

From our friends at WNYPRWI...

Too many grammatical & spelling errors to count! I truly believe their spell check must be on the fritz. (And it helps if you read this one out loud.)

An Inseparable Combination

Only in Niagara Falls...

Consider Yourself Warned

7 Habits...

...And Bless the Shed While You're At It.

And when did God become a one-eyed tentacle-haired monster???

Kickin' It Old Squirrel!

Tombstone Envy

Apparently Ms. Brimmer neglected to keep up on the rent.

Wax In My Eye!

Comes in three colors. That's got me beat.

From the WNY Paranormal Research with Integrity (WNYPRWI) website. Why they are selling scented candles is beyond me. Look for more goofs from this site in the future. Trust me, there are plenty!

Peeps Notes: Romeo & Juliet

Fine literature for sugar-based poultry.

Texan or Transvestite, Part II

Knock yourself out...

Seriously?

Porn Star or Pop Star?

So hard to tell these days...

Goin' Clubbing!

Free for $10

When spelling hurts...

Texan or Transvestite?

You make the call...

Jellicle Cats...

"Will trade for good dictionary..."

Salad Bar(f)

Thank God for immigrants.

Loose Fat!

I hate overweight mimes.

"So THIS Is Where They Come From!"

Thanks to all the boobs who work here!

Shoot!

Why your local postal worker should never do your spell checking:

Found above the mail chute in the Lockport, NY post office

...And Forget the Ass!

An unfortunate abbreviation on Time/Warner Cable Starz On Demand...

Scooooooo-byyyyyyyy!

Nothin' like a Scooby-Doo Rollup to spice up your love life.



From an "adult toys" website.

Fishy Concerns...

Southern Grammar

I don't even know if this is wrong, but it sure sounds like it...

A Matter of Timing...

I much prefer prepaying after I've pumped my gas.

Important Safety Instructions

Is it wise to give up your only protection in the event of an emergency???


Seen on a train to NY City.

Nipple Convalescent Home

Nope...couldn't have made it up if I wanted too...

An actual convalescent home in a small town outside Harrisburg, PA

Associated Press: "North Korea vows to enlarge its atomic arsenal."

The Stix - Governor Sanford Ponders...